Cash--Duct Tape for America
For those of us that fully embrace the capitalist lifestyle,
we firmly believe in cold hard cash. Economy in crisis? Infuse some cash into
the system. Can't afford gas prices? Go buy some lipstick. Paper cut? Cover it
in cash. See, cash is much like duct tape--there's nothing it won't fix.
San Jose, Calif.-based Fry's Electronics Inc. and Minneapolis-based Supervalu
Inc. are also offering a similar bonus exchange May 2, 2008 to July 31, 2008.
For checks of $300, shoppers will receive a gift card worth $330, while those
with a check for $600 will receive a card worth $660. At Fry's, for a $1,200
check, customers will receive cards valued at $1,320. In addition, the cards
will have no expiration date. Supervalu stores offering this special incentive
include, Acme, Albertsons, bigg’s, Cub Foods, Farm Fresh, Hornbacher’s,
Jewel-Osco, Lucky, Shaw’s/Star Market, Shop ‘n Save and Shoppers Food &
Pharmacy.
Either way, receiving extra cash from the government and retailers (not ones to willingly give us money back!) is pretty exciting. I plan to shop around and take advantage of the best deal before spending my cash. Thank you capitalism!

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