She hung above the pavement
like a goddess. She seamless floated magically into the night. She was a Spider
Woman. It was Halloween on Fifth Avenue. There was not a trick-or-treater on
the street.
Some retailer’s actually understand their customer and understand
the product they sell; most retailers, unfortunately, do not have a clue.
Halloween has come and gone. Most feeble retailers did the same thing they did
last year, and the year before, and the year before that.
Does this sound familiar? It did not matter if you sold fine
jewelry or hardware. It did not matter if you sold beautiful clothing or
shampoo. The visual merchandising was identical--it included poorly strung
cheep polyester spider webs criss-crossing windows with a heavier hand not seen
since Bela Lugosi starred in Dracula (1931), interspersed were black paper
cut-outs of witches in profile, skeletons and candelabras. Strung from
monofilament were limp rubber bats, and lining piles of mismatched orange and
black merchandise were plastic skulls with gory blood dripping down like a
broken toilet pipe. You walked past, thought “yuck…ugly,” and longed for the
days when you were a kid and Halloween was actually mystical and fun.
Bergdorf Goodman is not the
kind of store you think of when you think of Halloween. They do not sell pirate
outfits or slutty nurse uniforms. There are no candy bars in plastic pumpkins
on their accessories counter. I doubt that a penny was even collected for
UNICEF. (Now I’m dating myself!) Regardless, that did not stop them from doing
Halloween better than every other store in New York City. This is a retailer
who understands their customer, and understands their product. They have no
equal! Their Halloween windows were beautiful, eerie and captured the puerile
magic of Halloween. The windows are sinisterly titled, “Tales of Technology.”
Bergdorf Goodman, in a sinfully
creative way, once again raised visual merchandising to an art form. While they
had several great Halloween windows, one in particular featured a beautifully
adorned mannequin in a golden sequined gown; she was ensnared (suspended) in a
crystal Swarovski spider web. Her make-up was gaudy. Bergdorf visual
merchandiser, and demi-god, David Hoey even saw that her nail polish matched
the ruby red of her lips. Also tangled in this web was a golden scorpion broach
so large and ostentatious that it begged to be purchased just for its
grandiosity. If that was not enough, also tangled in this macabre scenario was
the real pay-off, a bejeweled laptop reinforcing the metaphor of the “web.”
BRILLIANT! The Internet, the World Wide Web has ensnared us, too. We are its
victims. Bergdorf Goodman makes technology beautiful. If they can make a laptop
glamorous, can you imagine what they can do for us mere mortals?
Okay, Bergdorf Goodman partnered with Dell Adamo to create
this special series, which includes, one laptop in mother of pearl, another in
laser-etched faux oriental red silk, and a tarot-like card that is done in faux
ivory scrimshaw. I was green with envy; they are so stunning that I was ashamed
of my laptop, which has a vinyl adhesive skin of Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” that
I bought on eBay.
Okay, maybe you have no need for a golden gown or a jeweled broach, but
everyone has a generic laptop that is not personalized, makes no statement and
says nothing about you, the user. Bergdorf Goodman created a series of windows
to feature their one-of-a-kind laptop skins that turn a perfunctory item into
this year’s “must-have” glamour item--more deeply personal than your iPod, more
beautiful than your best piece of jewelry. You may not be able to afford them,
but no harm comes from visiting their Web site (www.bergdorfgoodman.com) to
take look.
--Ron Knoth, Guest Blogger
Top Photo: By Sindi Schorr © 2009

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